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Carpe
Noctem
Copy

There's a way to turn your toughest prospects, window shoppers, and people who discovered you yesterday... into lifelong customers and clients rushing to give you their card info for anything you offer. Carpe Noctem knows exactly how.

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Most Marketers

~~Learned from either ChatGPT or non-credible sources and individuals~~
~~Lack professionalism and never think beyond "good enough"~~
~~Make sure you pay them what they demand~~
~~Don't have a mindset primed to succeed in helping you and your business~~

We (Carpe Noctem)

Were taught under the wing of industry-leading copywriting and marketing experts
Operate like a military with strict and high standards for quality
Ensure you're absolutely satisfied with our work
Have a "killer" mindset designed for success built from years of rigorous self-improvement

Services

These are the essentials for every business
but our versatility only begins here.

Emails

We write your emails in a way that makes your readers determined to get their hands on your offer as fast as they can.

Message

SMS

We help you reach your people in an intimate way with text messages they're delighted to receive every time.

Globe

Let the world know that the head honchos are in town with words that get people gripped
by your business.

These aren't the only things we’d do for you...
It's actually the least we could do.Hit the cool button below and discover
what more we can do for your business.

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Benefits

We hear you thinking:
"I get it, you're fancy... but what else is in it for me?"

We throw hassle out the window for you. Worry about less, and let us minimize your stress by doing what we do best
Enjoy what it feels like seeing up to 30% or more revenue flowing to you each month
Save your time AND energy without lifting a finger… all while we do our marketing magic until you can’t fold your wallet anymore

Impressions

See what others think about us.

Cardinal Mason

Founder & CEO of CopyMBA
+ Cardinal Agency

"So glad I could help Julian be the sick marketer he is right now. He got you if you want your business to pop off."

Griffin Doerr

Founder & CEO of Voce Copy + Mentor

"With anything Julian does, it doesn't take much to tell he's in it to be the best out there."

Alex Sedlak

Founder of Create Your Reality
Influencer & Entrepreneur

Michael Fournier

Former Music Producer for
A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie & Lil Keed
Marketer + Strategic Growth Partner

Jason Lau

Marketer + Strategic Growth Partner

Features

When we say high-quality
this is exactly what we mean.

Seize the night

We wake up hours before sunrise while your competition is still sound asleep, snoring. This site was finished before they thought of getting their morning coffee.

Detail-oriented

We're meticulous. The devil’s in the details but not in our work. The more you look for mistakes, the less you find. We deliver quality or deliver nothing at all.

Time is ticking

We get it done with utmost respect for your time. We don't make you wait weeks, months, or longer... unlike a girl who's really into you. No time for games.

F.A.Q.

Still unsure about us?
We hope these frequently asked questions
clear up whatever's on your mind.

How do I know that your services are the answer for me? ↴

There's a chance that you actually might not need us. But if you certainly didn't, you wouldn't be looking here for outside help. You probably want to scale and grow your business more - which is precisely what we aid businesses like yours in achieving. We're glad you found us. Let's vibe in a call and see if we can do anything to help you grow your business. After all, you could need something else. But to find out for sure, we're offering you a free call with us where we can talk a little strategy and help you find the best next move for your business.

How long will it take you to get me the results I want? ↴

You want quick, and we want that for you too. However, fast results often fade as quickly as they come. We want to provide you with lasting results that leave a positive imprint long after we've finished our work for your business. Typically, you can expect to notice a more favourable response from your audience, such as conversions and engagement, soon after we've started working with you. We aim to deliver highly desirable results in the shortest time frame possible, but the most sustainable results cannot be rushed. For your best experience and ROI, we strongly suggest working with us for a longer time horizon.

What do you charge? ↴

Your needs are specific to you, which is why the costs for each business we work with vary. One size absolutely does not fit all. You're like our Cinderella, and we make a glass slipper that fits you perfectly. To find an estimate for your business and a plan that works best for you, we invite you to sit down with us and talk over a nice coffee. You'll feel like you're just catching up with an old friend :)

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Carpe Noctem Meaning

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Curiosity killed the cat, you know.

But this is why we chose to name ourselves after this saying...

carpe noctem (Latin phrase)
car·pe noc·tem | ˈkär-pe-ˈnȯk-tema : Seize the night - a phrase filled with beauty. Carpe may be better translated to the word "pluck" since Horace, the creator of this phrase, is giving life advice in the form of a gardening metaphor. It's meant to be more of a gentle and measured action, whereas "seize" is more aggressive and less fitting of the message Horace intended to deliver. Pluck the fruits of the night by embracing its quiet serenity and all else it has to offer.b : A reminder to make the most of one's time, for it is limited. The phrase encourages using the night to work so one can enjoy the day. This way of using time also creates a tremendous competitive edge since one can get a head start on the day before everyone, which is what we are all about in
our services. We're here to dominate our competition and yours.

_{Give yourself a big warm hug for making it all the way down here...
Did you even take advantage of the FREE audit we're offering you yet??
Won't remind you again - hope to talk to you soon, friend.}

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